Rivington Barn.
Not been there since God was a lad.
Many years ago, when I had a proper job, one of my customers suggested I meet his "crew" in Bolton town centre and enjoy a great day out with them.
I rode my sports bike to meet them - Doug Hackings Showrooms on Chorley Old Rd. was the place - many "bikers" there ; expensive leathers, Fireblades, ZZR1100s, a couple of 916s and other stuff I don't remember as it was, what, 20 yrs ago.
After much joshing, piss-taking and general male-bonding, we set off on the promised great day out.
Where did we go ?
All of 5 miles to Rivington Barn.
What did they all do there ?
Meet other bikers ready for a long day's ride ?
Nope - they got bottles of Bud and settled down to watch FOOTBALL on SKYSPORTS.
I buggered off after when I realised the bikes were just fashion accessories and the riders just t0ssers.
Never been back since.